BY MICHAEL HAYNE

NEWJERSEYNEWSROOM.COM

COMMENTARY

When President Obama stated that he was in favor of same-sex marriage, it delivered a clear-cut signal that, as the standard-bearer of the Democrats, he was no longer going to allow the dignity and civil rights of tax-paying citizens be hijacked and obliterated by the rabid, right-wing.

A party that takes its cues on every single issue in America from the intolerant and fundamentally backwards Vatican, a fat drug addict radio host, and slobbering morons on Rascals with tea bags affixed to their trucker hats. Essentially, in one simple but eloquent statement, the president legitimized and humanized an issue that the Republicans have transformed into a not so great schism or cultural inquisition, thus making Romney and the Republicans make defending bigotry an Olympic sport.

Bristol Palin, who by all intents and purposes, is the even more irrelevant and uninformed offspring of an increasingly irrelevant and uninformed Sarah Palin, is still under the hopelessly misguided impression that she can weigh in on otherwise serious and substantive issues with phenomenally superficial and facile opinions. Further, that somehow real human beings give a crap what the tawdry offspring of a grifting media fabrication thinks. Indeed, the vacuous, vainglorious apple doesn’t fall far from the know-nothing tree.

Bristol recently composed an anti-gay marriage blog post directed at President Obama’s enlightened statement advocating same-sex marriage rights. It gets better. It seems Bristol thinks the president is a dumb man, a poor leader and bad father.

“While it’s great to listen to your kids’ ideas, there’s also a time when dads simply need to be dads,” said Bristol.

“In this case, it would’ve been helpful for him to explain to Malia and Sasha that while her friends parents are no doubt lovely people, that’s not a reason to change thousands of years of thinking about marriage.” (Source: The Hollywood Gossip)

The high school dropout teenage mother from the Meth capital of the world, whose baby’s daddy posed in Playgirl and whose baby daddy’s mommy was arrested for selling Oxycontin, continued to elevate the tenor of the national conversation and invoke profundity with her ever-so penetrating insights.

”As great as her friends may be – we know that in general kids do better growing up in a mother/father home. Ideally, fathers help shape their kids’ worldview,” said Bristol (Source: The Hollywood Gossip)

But of course! Just like the hard-working, highly educated Levi Johnston!

“I guess we can be glad that Malia and Sasha aren’t younger,” she continues. “Or perhaps today’s press conference might have been about appointing Dora the Explorer as Attorney General because of her success in stopping Swiper the Fox.”

“Dads should lead their family in the right ways of thinking. In this case, it would’ve been nice if the President would’ve helped shape their thoughts instead of merely reflecting what many teenagers think after one too many episodes of Glee.” (Source: The Hollywood Gossip)

Once again, Bristol Palin has demonstrated why she is completely and utterly without a modicum of insight and knowledge, should probably go back to dancing and watching "16 and Pregnant," and leave the thinking to the thinkers and responsible adults. I believe Tina Fey put it best during one her famous impersonations of Bristol’s Mamma Grizzly, Sarah Palin, when she said “I believe marriage is meant to be a sacred institution between two unwilling teenagers.”

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