I wish they had these coupon sites when my kids were little. They were constantly getting sick. Groupon should offer something like the Toddler Bundle: a strep test, eye drops for conjunctivitis, and antibiotics for the ear infections. Throw in a bottle of wine for the frazzled parents, and I call that a Daily Deal!

Right now, I need my yearly mammogram, and the kids need some booster shots. I think I’ll post this on eBay and let the doctors bid on it. Even at a discount, I bet I pay more than the insurance companies do.

Pam Lobley writes the “Now That’s Funny” column. Follow her on twitter @plobley.

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