Chris Christie's 2016 presidential chances seem to be thinning faster than his lap-band surgery, as more and more ugly Bridgegate details come to light that make Nixon look more squeaky clean than a debutante. And despite snorting the Koch at CPAC like a Wall Street banker on a weekend bender, Governor Christie took fourth place in a CPAC presidential straw poll. He did do better than Senator Marco "Is it dry in here" Rubio, however. Obviously the mouth-breathing haters of gov-mint still despise Christie for working with Lord Blackenstein following Hurricane Sandy. Christie may be hiding out with the New York Mets, but it's only a matter of time before he gives them some "traffic problems" too.