BY JOE TYRRELL
NEWJERSEYNEWSROOM.COM
Defending humans against future Terminators, Rep. Rush Holt (D-NJ) defeated IBM's Watson in a special congressional edition of "Jeopardy!"
The victory by Holt, a nuclear physicist, came Monday night after the super-computer had trounced other champions of the information game show, including Ken Jennings and Brad Rutter, the all-time games and money winners on the TV version.
"I played a full round against @IBMWatson tonight and was proud to hold my own," the 12th District congressman tweeted after his win at the Liaison Capitol Hill hotel.
The final score was Holt $8,600, Watson $6,200. But the New Jerseyan's success was not indicative of increased brain function on Capitol Hill. Rep. Bill Cassidy (R-La.) finished last in the round with $1,000.
Three other representatives, Jared Polis (D-Colo.), Jim Himes (D-Conn.) and Nan Hayworth (R-N.Y.), all lost their matches against Watson. This despite what Holt's website reported as a largely pro-people crowd, chanting "Go humanity."
In salvaging some pride for one of America's three most disreputable branches of government, Holt also upheld the honor of "Jeopardy!" He was a five-time champion on the show more than 30 years ago.
"I watched a few episodes [of Watson] against Jennings a few weeks ago, and I thought I was in for trouble," Holt told the Hill.
In keeping with the traditions of representative government, some of the losers were quick to cozy up to the computer. A Wall Street Journal blog reported Himes kissed Watson's LCD interface
The only physicist serving in Congress — but then, you probably new that — Holt's campaigns feature the bumper-sticker slogan, "My Congressman is a rocket scientist."
He previously worked at the State Department as a nuclear arms control monitor, taught at Swarthmore College and was assistant director of the Princeton Plasma Physics Laboratory.
In a House of Representatives that includes climate-change deniers and evolution-doubters, Holt is the best hope for dealing with appliances from coffee-makers to reactors. But from here, the stakes only get higher: next up, Holt vs. Skynet.
Joe Tyrrell may be reached at This e-mail address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it
Twitter
Myspace
Digg
Del.icio.us
Reddit
Slashdot
Furl
Yahoo
Technorati
Newsvine
Facebook
Thanks for the laugh this morning. I couldn't have put it better.