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N.J. woman injured during graveyard sex

graveyard060311_optBY PAM LOBLEY
NEWJERSEYNEWSROOM.COM
NOW THAT’S FUNNY

A woman in Hamilton was injured at Ahavath Israel Cemetery when a tombstone fell on her leg. She had been visiting the grave of a relative, but apparently that’s not all she was doing. She had a male friend with her, and it would seem she and her “friend” were engaged in sexual activity when the accident happened.

Time for some jokes: 

Dude! You’re supposed to make the earth move, not the tombstones.

This gives new meaning to the phrase “laid” to rest.

I’ve heard of the mile high club but not the six feet under club.

I hope the fellow didn’t face any stiff competition.

Until now, this relationship didn’t have a ghost of a chance.

He really digs her. He was dying to get under her dress.

The couple has enjoyed a few good dates together — in this case 1872-1936.

Grave robbing is illegal, but grave rubbing is fine.

They thought “RIP” meant “Regular Intercourse Position”.

The woman is 39 years old. 39 and gettin’ down in a graveyard? I don’t know whether to shout “You go, girl!” or “Get a room!”

The couple has given a new meaning to "things that go bump in the night." 

The woman was taken to Capital Health Regional Medical Center for treatment. The cemetery administration has decided not to file any charges against the couple. It’s assumed the two had already faced grave consequences.

Pam Lobley writes the “Now That’s Funny” column. Sign up for her mailing list at www.pamlobley.com.

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