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Mr Mauro and others here appear to be suffering from what the DSM IV describes as 'Animal Rights Derangement Disorder' disorder. This crippling psychosis is very similar to the extremely contagious 'Vegan/PETA Derangement Disorder' disorder. Symptoms include a pathological and debilitating fear of tofu, an uncontrollable full-body twitching whenever the word 'humane' is heard and an overwhelming compulsion to speak the words 'extremist agenda' over and over again.