Let's all be Waterford Crystal clear about what's really going on here: The fate of New Jersey... and the earth... hang in the balance. As a matter of fact, at this very moment, innumerable married gays around the world are committing acts of what I have taken to calling “homoterrorism”. It's true. And The Department of Homeland Security had better beef up their staffing and be on the lookout for same-sex love acts calculated to destroy Traditional Marriage. Or else. For example, if a large number of lesbians were to hug one another, it could cause the collapse of the Greek economy. (See. I told you.). A sufficient volume of men kissing other men could end with Michelle Bachman losing the GOP nomination. In terms of US national security, we clearly have a "fuchsia-level" alert situation (which is super-high). Make no mistake; it won't be easy. These homoterrorists have gotten pretty smart and learned how to blend in with normal people. To educate yourself more fully on this topic, please visit www.mymarriageruinsyours.com.