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BY BOB HOLT

NEWJERSEYNEWSROOM.COM

In another sign that we are very near the end of civilization, a report has just declared cast members of the "Jersey Shore" are good role models for dating.

In a related story, back in January 2011, Snooki told People.com that she has no plans to stop drinking until she blacks out and winds up in a garbage can.

Be that as it may, Dr. Jeremy Nicholson of Psychology Today says that the Jersey Shore crew has the secret to attraction. He found that the unchangeable parts of the body related to physical appearance were not the driving force toward attractiveness, but the categories of “self-care” fell into that category.

Psychology Today suggests that being attractive is easier than people think. They say to emphasize good grooming, make your clothing neat, well fitting, and more formal, use good posture, have a positive attitude, and try to keep fit and healthy.

According to Us Magazine, Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi said in October, “You see more of the party side of me with Snooki, my alter ego. Snooki's definitely not a role model. Nicole could be a role model. I'm very strong and independent. I'm just lovable, I guess."

Although the Jersey Shore cast doesn’t handle relationships well, Nicholson says they do make the point to take care of yourself. You don't need washboard abs or double D implants, just a little time, care, and effort to look attractive.

In a related story, reports say that Beavis and Butt-Head are leading candidates to be invited to Mensa.