Bob is a freelance writer slash forklift operator who worked for Sony Music in Pitman, New Jersey for 31 years before accepting a buyout from the company in 2008. He is somehow a member of the Authors Guild, and his work has appeared in The Philadelphia Inquirer, Courier Post, Gloucester County Times, Press of Atlantic City and New Jersey Monthly on really slow news days. His book, "Views From The Cheap Seats: Lifestyles of the Unskilled and Mediocre," is available at random flea markets and various undisclosed locations everywhere. Mr. Holt lives in a spider hole in Wenonah, New Jersey, where plans for an insurgency against the Pulitzer Prize committee are currently continuing. Contact him at www.bobholtonline.com.