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Sep 07th

George Clooney’s ‘The American’ (with trailer): Movie review

BY JOE TYRRELL
NEWJERSEYNEWSROOM.COM
MOVIE REVIEW

George Clooney's new thriller, "The American" refers to someone who travels the globe reflexively killing people, although he may no longer be at the top of his game.

No, he's not named George or Barack, just the generic Jack. Mercifully, there are no geopolitics in "The American." Unfortunately, this Focus Features release offers very little in the way of replacement.

Well, there is an exception. If you are looking for an adult education class on how to custom-build you own high-powered rifle with the magazine capacity of a semi-automatic, "The American" is your movie. This being America, that might mean big crowds.

Just come prepared to take notes as George Clooney assembles a machine shop. George chooses drill bits. George pounds washers into fittings. George uses a hand lathe to obtain finer tolerances. George drinks coffee while taking a break. (OK, take a break on your note taking.)

Our only reward, aside from George's cute face, is that for the most part, he's doing this in scenic hilltop towns in Abruzzo.

The movie opens with a brief side trip to equally scenic Sweden. Cozily domestic in a snowy cabin by a frozen lake, George's Jack is wearing a nicely trimmed reindeer-herder beard and enjoying the company of an attractively naked woman. Then, they decide to get dressed and take a walk — straight into mayhem.

A trail of bodies later, Jack is in Italy, turning for help to his shadowy employer. Besides that opening, there are two alarming things about this set-up.

One, the people who are after Jack are not Al Qaeda, or North Koreans, or Triads, or Bloods or even godless Russkies. He identifies them as "the Swedes." Two, Jack's boss is named Pavel. In Hollywood movies, we know guys named Pavel cannot be trusted.

Of such clues, cinema is made. On at least, movies with very spare scripts. As envisioned by screenwriter Rowan Joffe from Martin Booth's novel, Jack. Is. A. Man. Of. Few. Words. And almost none of them convey information.

We can imagine Jaffe's script:

Exterior, Day: Jack, sits in cafe, stairs into space, suddenly looks around to see who's watching. Cut to:

Interior, Night: Jack suddenly sits up in bed, listens for sound. Cut to:

Exterior, Day: Director, show something scenic.

Dutch director Anton Corbijn is up to that task. A well-known photographer and videographer, and keeps "The American" looking almost as good as its star. Whether saffron-scented dimness on back streets, sparkling green water in sun-drenched woods or fluorescent blue exposure in spooky cafes, Corbijn always keeps his visual balance.

But the heart of the movie is laconic Jack, and Jack is George Clooney. So even when Pavel advises him, "Don't make friends" while hiding out, he just can't help himself. That extends to Clara, the whore he starts patronizing in place of a real relationship.

This being a movie, Clara finds herself completely fulfilled by her new customer, who gives his name as "Edward." She's soon giving it away, casually running into him on her day off, inviting him out to dinner. At least she knows her wines.

Clara is played by the extravagantly named actress/singer Violante Placido, a moniker worthy of Italian cinema. As a lower-billed cast member, it falls to Placido to provide most of this film's very European nudity. And in that, she is more than worthy of Italian cinema. (There's only a sliver of Clooney on view; he's the star.)

While making no judgments about your lifestyle choices, it is advisable not to make any hard-and-fast decision about how much you like girls until you check out Violante Placido.

Deep breath. OK, by day, Pavel has set up Jack with a job supplying supple assassin Mathilde, played by sexy Thekla Reuten of "Sleeper Cell." Reuten doesn't have to take off her clothes to get a job, but there's still plenty of rising tension between her and Clooney as they compare muzzle velocities.

Will they or won't they? Kill each other, that is.

For all Jack/Edward's difficulty sleeping at night, that is as close to an existential question as "The American" can manage.

Joe Tyrrell may be reached at This e-mail address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it

 
Comments (12)
12 Tuesday, 07 September 2010 12:15
George Strait
This was the absolute worse movie I have ever seen. Clooney staring into space and walking around. Most of the movie has no dialogue. Must admit I enjoyed the scenery. I guess they thought they could throw in the nudity and it would save the movie. Don't waste your time and money on this dog.
11 Monday, 06 September 2010 20:00
WTB
I just saw The American. Probably one of the worst movies I have ever seen. The American is awful. Nonsensical, stupid and vapid.
10 Sunday, 05 September 2010 21:22
Nana
Just watched this movie tonight. Sad to say, it was the worst movie ever made. Period. Dont wate your time and money.
9 Sunday, 05 September 2010 08:10
Stephen Schaefer
George Clooney should have gone straight to the ER after he shot his lover in the back of head. Not normal behavior. Other symptoms are there too. Long gazes into space, lunching with a priest when you're an assassin, excessive prostiitute licking and driving a fiat are all signs of a major stroke .
8 Sunday, 05 September 2010 00:05
whitehead
This was the worst movie I've seen in my life. I've walked out of one movie in my lifetime and it was Rabbit Test in the 70's, this should have been the 2nd.
7 Saturday, 04 September 2010 23:46
Elyse
saw this movie tonight..
i couldnt believe how horrible it was...worst movie ive ever seen in my entire life
6 Saturday, 04 September 2010 23:12
clooney_hater
I can't believe I just wasted 2 hours of my life watching that complete crap of a film. Totally plotless and utterly boring, I couldn't wait to leave the theater. Yea the views were nice but they didn't even come close to making up for the boredom you must endure throughout the movie. Last time Clooney will be getting any of my money.
5 Saturday, 04 September 2010 21:55
Bill Montreal Ce Soir
I saw the movie this evening in Montreal. A low budget silent movie with a poor script, poor acting, poor filming and editing and the second worst movie I have seen in some time. Clooney needed the money and didn't mind taking a hit to his reputation. I will not be going to see the next Clooney movie.

Bill
4 Saturday, 04 September 2010 20:44
George Cheney
OMG If you absolutely love George Clooney even you may get to see too much of him(speechless, as he is the entire time) ...99.99% of the movie is Clooney; even the .01% of the most fabulous nipples of the decade can't save this movie.
3 Saturday, 04 September 2010 18:20
writersworstnightmare
This was a cross between watching grass grow and waiting for Godot. Talk about boring, I couldn't believe George Clooney accepted the role. He must be getting desperate. I guess directors must think throwing in naked women, shooting people without prejudice and creating tension between the anti protagonist and other assassins makes for good cinematic entertainment. Wrong. And whats with the endangered butterfly fascination thing? Do film makers really take us for idiots? What happened to story arc, plot, believability? On a positive note, GREAT SCENERY!!!
2 Saturday, 04 September 2010 18:11
Disappointed Clooney Fan
Boy meets girl, boy falls in love with girl, romance appears to be ill-fated from the get/go...boy decides to give it all up for girl...arranges final meeting...and dies before true love can be requited...unbelievably stupid ending and total hollywood.

I once thought I'd be willing to watch Clooney read a phone book...this movie was that equivalent.
1 Saturday, 04 September 2010 16:46
biga101
what a dog....nice scenery, thin unbelievable plot, kept waiting for some kind of plat payoff..never came, ending was awful, I guess they couldn't figure how to end this dog, so it just faded to black.

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