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BY MICHAEL HAYNE
NEWJERSEYNEWSROOM.COM
COMMENTARY
EDITOR'S NOTE: After this column was published earlier today, it was revealed that Donald Trump's "bombshell" did not have to do with drug allegations, which was an erroneous report. Rather, Trump's statement concerned the President's college records. NewJerseyNewsroom.com has published an updated version of Michael Hayne's column, with his updated reaction, which can be read here.
The number one performer of the Republican Inane Clown Posse, Donald Trump, is back in the news of the weird and self-important. The real estate mogul, pretend presidential candidate, and relentless birther claims to have some earth-shattering october surprise in store for President Obama, which he claims will shake up the presidential race. In other wards, it’s been awhile since the Donald had his orange face on television to remind us all why he’s a chagrined laughingstock.
In case you’re thinking he somehow invented some new ridiculous birther claim, it’s actually something totally unrelated. Trump claims he has news from a former college pal of the president who claims that Obama was a coke-user and dealer.
A man claiming to be a close pal to President Obama during college made contact with Republican operatives recently, ready to go public with claims that Obama used and sold cocaine in college, RadarOnline.com is reporting exclusively.
David Perel of Radar writes: The operatives tried to spread the story through the media and the Romney campaign, a source close to the situation told Radar. [...] 'The people he is involved with have produced other credible information that is damaging to national Democratic figures in the past few years.' Operatives close to the Romney campaign were contacted and rejected the information, the source told Radar."
Realizing that muck from unauthoritative sources is hardly what Romney needs to propel him to immediate victory, the Romney camp naturally wants nothing to do with the information. But of course, sensationalist and agitator Trump will eat Republicans’ leftover garbage. Quite honestly, being a koch-user, as Mitt Romney is, appears to be far more dangerous to the country.
Michael Hayne is a comedian/VO artist/Columnist extraordinaire, Follow him on Twitter and Facebook to tell him what a horrible person he is.
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http://scallywagandvagabond.com/2012/10/donald-trumps-announcement-is-lampooned-by-barack-obama-on-jay-lenos-tonight-show/
October is capitalized. It's a month.
"In other wards" means something very different than "In other words." Also note how far O is from A on a keyboard.
Lastly, for "Koch-user" to be funny you should capitalize that as well, as it is a last name.
Trump could not buy his way this time so now he has to buy lies... Here I will give you a a good one on Trump...He likes little boys that is why he favors skinny modles they resemble boys...
This is dirty politics and Romney is dirty!!!!!