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1. ‘50/50’ movie review, trailer: Bromance offers hope
(Entertainment/Movies)

... smile. In keeping with the setting, many of the jokes are smart but subdued. That's helped immensely by the appealing Gordon-Levitt, who delivers when called upon. Although the story occasionally seems ...

2. Letterman offers Christie fat jokes in Top 10 list
(Entertainment/Movies)

... 10 list under the topic “Ways the Country Would be Different if Chris Christie was President.” 10. Al-Qaeda taunts America with ‘Yo president’s so fat’ jokes. 9. Goodbye White House vegetable garden. ...

3. Roast was hilarious
(Comments/Unsorted comments)

It was a great roast! Some roasters took it a bit far. Charlie was great though. Made the best jokes of all!!!! Here's Charlie's great rebuttal, the lines are online now! http://www.charlieshee ...

4. Rough jokes at Charlie Sheen roast
(Entertainment/Movies)

... time your kids get to see you is in re-runs. Don’t you want to live to see their first 12 steps?" Lucas High of tvgeekarmy.com called the show a bust. He said it was a series of variations on four jokes: ...

5. not what you'd think
(Comments/Unsorted comments)

had him for music 1 sophomore year. one of the nicest guys i know. he made funny jokes, had an outgoing character, taught the chorus well, and helped me a lot on he piano, just a horrible fetish is al ...

6. Labor Day 2011 is not the same without Jerry Lewis' telethon
(Entertainment/Movies)

... Lewis would sing, tell stories/jokes, and introduce stars. But most affectively, he cajoled viewers and urged them to contribute – mainly by speaking of or talking to folks afflicted by the disease. Through ...

7. Sexting, nude photos take down N.J. politician Louis Magazzu
(N.J./State)

... is married with five children, but has been separated from his wife for two years. Note to elected officials who like to text nude pictures of themselves: STOP IT! I’m running out of jokes. You can ...

8. ‘Crazy, Stupid, Love’ review, trailer: Flirts with wildness
(Entertainment/Movies)

... Moore offers some grown-up pleasures, if ultimately the usual ones. Working from Dan Fogelman's script, directors Glenn Ficara and John Reque see no need to inset fart jokes or provide a punchline to ...

9. Chris Christie’s health scare was an asthma attack
(N.J./State)

... was affecting him a little bit more than usual.” The governor's blood pressure is 118/78, she noted. Christie is overweight, a matter that has made him the source of fat jokes among late night comedians, ...

10. USPS CLOSING
(Comments/Unsorted comments)

Some people may make jokes about these cuts, but in all seriousness, I hope we don't have any situations of employees "going postal." ...

11. Christie hurried to Somerset Medical Center with breathing problems
(N.J./State)

... source of fat jokes among late night comedians, and became an issue in the 2009 gubernatorial campaign. He has said publicly that he has retained a personal trainer in an effort to lose weight. Assembly ...

12. N.J. heat wave: State hitting record temperatures
(Sci/Tech/Science updates)

... of the previous week. ALSO Hot jokes for New Jerseyans It could be worse, and across the central U.S. it has been. Reuters reports that people have been found dead of heat stroke in St. Louis, Kansas ...

13. Hot jokes for New Jerseyans
(Life/Style)

Hey, you're a New Jerseyan. You can laugh this heat off. Sooo, how hot is it? It’s so hot out, I saw a funeral procession pull into a Dairy Queen. It’s so hot out, North Korea has launched a long range ...

14. REVIEW: ‘Death Takes A Holiday’ to fall in love
(Entertainment/New York Theater)

... fantasy. The script presents several annoyances including the intrusions of a comical butler (really?) and jokes about Prince Sirki’s faraway estates being in Minsk or Pinsk (um, the Soviets had destroyed ...

15. Memories drive Micheal Madigan’s ‘abstract’ art
(Entertainment/Movies)

... evenings during winter. Sometimes he takes off to look at other artists’ work. “It gets me out of the garage,” he jokes, although his pleasure at being in his studio – windowless and devoid of all but ...

16. Four in 10 Americans hold favorable view of New Jersey but another 4 in 10 are unsure
(Life/Style)

... those relatives who love those late night Jersey jokes – have an unfavorable view of the state, according to a Fairleigh Dickinson University PublicMind poll made public on Monday. People in the Northeast ...

17. Gordon Parks auction celebrates the arts
(Entertainment/Movies)

... Murro meeting President Barack Obama. Between jokes, Murro was finally able to give Lee his gift: the picture of Jackie Robinson sliding into home plate in the 1955 World Series signed by Yogi Berra, the ...

18. 'The Jersey Shore: Atlantic City to Cape May' by Jen Miller is a great shore vacation guide
(Life/Style)

... expansive southern New Jersey shore area that draws tourists from all over, often ones who enjoy telling jokes about New Jersey. But they visit anyway. Miller tells you why. "The Jersey Shore: Atlantic ...

19. Newark Airport TSA supervisor Michael Arato sentenced for stealing from passengers
(N.J./State)

... stealing from passengers in the presence of their TSA supervisors. On one recording, Arato jokes about wanting to steal in the presence of every one of his supervisors. On another recording, the pair ...

20. ‘Midnight in Paris’ movie review, trailer: Owen Wilson leads excellent cast
(Entertainment/Movies)

... trenchant Gertrude Stein, played with flair by Kathy Bates. The jokes are not just for English lit majors. Gil meets budding surrealist Luis Buñuel and offers an idea for a movie. "I don't get it," objects ...