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1. For 'Mad Men' star January Jones, it's placenta over coffee
(Entertainment/Movies)

BY PAM LOBLEY NEWJERSEYNEWSROOM.COM NOW THAT’S FUNNY I guess the cast of “Mad Men” has a few mad women. January Jones, who plays Betty Draper on the popular AMC series, gave birth to her son, Xander, ...

2. Jeff Ragsdale goes from 'Lonely Guy' to celebrity with new book
(Life/Style)

BY PAM LOBLEY NEWJERSEYNEWSROOM.COM NOW THAT'S FUNNY  Back in October 2011, Jeff Ragsdale was a lonely guy.  He had just been through a painful breakup and posted fliers all over New ...

3. Legendary Clint Eastwood and family agree to reality TV show: 'Go ahead, make my show'
(Entertainment/Movies)

BY PAM LOBLEY NEWJERSEYNEWSROOM.COM NOW THAT'S FUNNY When they asked Clint Eastwood if he and his family wanted to be on reality TV, he said “Go ahead. Make my show.” Actually, the focus of the ...

4. Tide detergent shoplifted for drugs? Black market needs cleanup
(Life/Style)

BY PAM LOBLEY NEWJERSEYNEWSROOM.COM NOW THAT’S FUNNY Police all across the country are dealing with a new type of crime wave. Thieves are shoplifting Tide detergent in record amounts. They will ...

5. Mantyhose or 'brosiery': Men in tights are the 'in' fashion
(Life/Style)

BY PAM LOBLEY NEWJERSEYNEWSROOM.COM NOW THAT’S FUNNY Ladies, we have our revenge. Now men wear pantyhose, too! All those years we struggled into those limp, clingy, suntanned hose, only to peel ...

6. Pregnant Snooki and fiancé Jionni LaValle official: MTV guido baby series anyone?
(Entertainment/Movies)

BY PAM LOBLEY NEWJERSEYNEWSROOM.COM Snooki and her fiancé, Jionni LaValle, are expecting a child in about six months. She’ll be on the cover of US Weekly, showing off her bump in a hot pink dress. ...

7. 2012 Leap Year study by CLR: How much time do people spend cleaning house?
(Life/Style)

BY PAM LOBLEY NEWJERSEYNEWSROOM.COM Every four years, humans get an extra day. CLR Cleaners (www.clrbrands.com) wanted to know if Americans would like to spend that day cleaning. So they did a survey, ...

8. 'The Help' actress Jessica Chastain voted Oscars' 'Best Dressed' in Alexander McQueen gown
(Life/Style)

BY PAM LOBLEY NEWJERSEYNEWSROOM.COM NOW THAT’S FUNNY According to Twitter viewers, Jessica Chastain was the best dressed woman at the Oscars. With her red hair loose and flowing, and her classy ...

9. Tech-savvy Pope Benedict XVI sets up Lenten Twitter
(World/International)

BY PAM LOBLEY NEWJERSEYNEWSROOM.COM NOW THAT’S FUNNY He already has a Facebook page, with over 35,000 likes. Now the Pope is tweeting daily during Lent to get his message out to the younger generation ...

10. Burger made in test-tube set to 'meat' the demand
(Sci/Tech/Science updates)

BY PAM LOBLEY NEWJERSEYNEWSROOM.COM NOW THAT'S FUNNY Scientists in the Netherlands are working to make the first burger created entirely in the laboratory. The test-tube burger should be ready to ...

11. Best places to kiss on Valentine's Day: Married couples edition
(Life/Style)

BY PAM LOBLEY NEWJERSEYNEWSROOM NOW THAT’S FUNNY Everyone wants to get romantic on Valentine’s Day. Fox News has put out a list of the Top Ten Places to Kiss in the U.S. This is very helpful, because ...

12. Adele belts out 'Rolling In The Deep,' like she never had surgery
(Entertainment/Movies)

BY PAM LOBLEY NEWJERSEYNEWSROOM.COM NOW THAT'S FUNNY Adele’s voice was as strong as ever when she sang at the Grammys Sunday night, and her soulful sound brought the crowd to its feet in a long standing ...

13. Roland Martin’s Super Bowl tweets: CNN commentator should log off
(Opinion/Commentary)

BY PAM LOBLEY NEWJERSEYNEWSROOM.COM NOW THAT'S FUNNY Are you following Roland Martin on Twitter? I wasn’t … but I am now! Mr. Martin, a commentator for CNN, has been suspended by that network ...

14. Ioana Spangengerg, model with 20-inch waist, loves her snacks
(Life/Style)

BY PAM LOBLEY NEWJERSEYNEWSROOM.COM NOW THAT'S FUNNY “I eat three big meals a day and I snack on chocolate and crisps all the time,” Ioana Spangengerg insists. “I just have a small stomach.” Mm ...

15. Match.com finds Android is the 'Jersey Shore' of smartphones
(Sci/Tech/Science updates)

BY PAM LOBLEY NEWJERSEYNEWSROOM.COM You can tell a lot about a person by the smartphone they use. Like, for instance, their dating style. A new survey by Match.com of 1,000 Canadian singles revealed ...

16. Mom births14-pound baby, as heavy as a Thanksgiving turkey
(Life/Style)

BY PAM LOBLEY NEWJERSEYNEWSROOM.COM NOW THAT'S FUNNY Kendall Stewardson gave birth to her second son Asher completely naturally. She had no surgery and no painkillers. That’s especially impressive ...

17. John Tyler's grandsons should revive Whig party for 2012 Presidential race
(U.S./Nation)

BY PAM LOBLEY NEWJERSEYNEWSROOM.COM NOW THAT’S FUNNY John Tyler, our nation’s 10th president, was born in 1790. Two of his grandchildren are alive today. Not his great-grandchildren – his grandchildren. ...

18. Penn State coach Joe Paterno is in hell, says Westboro Baptist Church
(U.S./Nation)

BY PAM LOBLEY NEWJERSEYNEWSROOM.COM NOW THAT’S FUNNY The Westboro Baptist Church of Topeka, Kansas, has offered its assurances to us all that Joe Paterno is now residing in hell. How can they be ...

19. Price of a U.S. stamp now costs 45 cents
(U.S./Nation)

BY PAM LOBLEY NEWJERSEYNEWSROOM.COM NOW THAT’S FUNNY Starting today, a stamp will cost 45 cents instead of 44. I’m sure this is going to put a damper on all the personal, handwritten notes you were ...

20. Smartphone stress, addiction makes you check Twitter like a middle schooler
(Sci/Tech/Science updates)

BY PAM LOBLEY NEWJERSEYNEWSROOM.COM NOW THAT’S FUNNY Did you know that checking your smartphone creates stress? Of course you did, because you are constantly interrupted by the darn thing just ...