BY PAM LOBLEY
NEWJERSEYNEWSROOM.COM
NOW THAT’S FUNNY
Ladies, we have our revenge. Now men wear pantyhose, too!
All those years we struggled into those limp, clingy, suntanned hose, only to peel them off at the end of the day, sticky and itching … did you know that men were secretly wishing they could do the same?
According to Francesco Cavallini, vice-president of luxe hosiery company Emilio Cavallini, men are a growing niche market: “When we started our online shop we noticed that a lot of tights sized medium-large were being purchased by men…”
After some research online, Mr. Cavallini, found that there was a strong but definite following among men for hosiery. Or, as racked.com calls it,"brosiery."
Right now, most men are wearing the hose under their clothing, for warmth. I don’t know why they don’t just wear long underwear, that stuff is much more comfortable than hose.
Men in Europe (those Euro-dudes are always on the forefront of fashion) are starting to embrace pantyhose as an everyday clothing item, as the site www.e-mancipate.net evidences. They show men wearing hose in various colors, peeking out from under shorts, or with rolled up pant legs revealing wild designs of swirls or stripes.
Ladies, do you dig a guy with tights? Would you let him buy you a drink if you met him in a bar? Or would you expect him to mime that he is stuck in a box?
I can’t see my two sons gravitating toward this trend. They won’t even wear tighty whiteys. They prefer boxers. Actually, they prefer pajamas, but so far they’re not allowed to wear those to school.
I definitely don’t want my husband wearing these. He had surgery a couple of years ago and had to wear compression hose on one leg for a while. That was weird enough. They don’t mention that during the wedding vows, I’m just saying. Plus, his legs are longer and way more slender than mine, and I don’t need to be reminded of that.
But hey, I don’t want to be uptight or anything. Guys! Carry a murse! Sweep on some manscara … whatever makes you feel pretty, er, handsome, er, whatever.
It’s 2012, and it’s OK for a dude to wear hose. I just have to ask – why would you want to?
Pam Lobley writes the “Now That’s Funny” column. Follow her on twitter @plobley.
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Men wear for all kinds of reasons...circulation, warmth, or even for fashion.
I can honestly say that I have to wear medical compression stockings (thigh-high/waist-high) from multiple blood clots in my legs and in the abdominal region. If I don't wear my hose, my legs tend to swell and become balloons. -Not a pretty sight.
And it's just like Mr. Newman has said also, I don't feel the need to hide them with pants either...especially since medical hose can tend to get a little hot in the summer time.
Now think about this for a second. If you say that you definitely would not like your husband/sons wearing these, and then if something happens to where they are stuck in the situation where I'm at now, would you support them or would you bail on them for a irrelevant piece of clothing such as pantyhose/tights/medical stockings? -Which by the way was once a male's garment centuries ago. -Also a little note, I am 24 years old and was diagnosed 2 years ago. I was told by MULTIPLE hematologists that I have to wear my waist high compression stockings no matter what. -DVT's and venous inefficiencies can affect people of all ages and genders.
Before some people even think about the situation when they see a man wearing hosiery, they tend to have a revolting reaction. Others automatically think that I am some weirdo going about my business. Some do not care what I wear. People who are even more concerned will ask why I am wearing them. What I have noticed is that whenever I tell my story to people who ask why I am wearing such an article of clothing, I get the same EXACT reaction after my explanation! Most are taken aback and switch tones and go on to say that if its for a medical condition, they would support the fact that I should be wearing such a garment. HOWEVER, I have come across very few open minded people before such an explanation can occur. It is kind of the same reaction that you have expressed to us here in this article.
Now, yes I wear for medical reasons, but that still leaves out the other men who wear for other reasons. But does it even matter explaining this now? The way I see it, is that if you don't support men wearing medical compression hosiery, then you sure wouldn't be able to support men wearing for other reasons. For instance, if you see a man walking down the sidewalk wearing pantyhose/tights/compression stockings in shorts, you wouldn't be able to tell whether he is wearing for medical reasons, fashion (maybe if it had patterns, like these Emilio tights), or warmth. You would still have that same mindset that you "disapprove" of such an article of clothing. -Something what we like to call "closed mindedness."
Pam, I ask you to ponder what I have said for a moment. A man shouldn't have to have a reason to wear hosiery. Nor should you question why a man would want to wear them. We all have our reasons for wearing. If you feel like we here have not addressed to you a relevant justification on why a man would wear such a piece of clothing, then I would be happy to direct you to a more informative website such as Steve's blog, the Legwear as a Unisex Fashion forum, and the DVT forum (where men and women like me who wear this type of clothing daily).
Thanks
First thing, not ALL women consider them to be itchy and uncomfortable. Better quality material solves that problem, as does wearing the support-style for the problem of them sliding down--not to mention making your legs feel BETTER at the end of the day, not worse.
As for wearing long johns for added warmth--you ever try wearing those under a pair of pants? They bunch up, they're too thick so they add bulk and wind up being too warm, too. Tights or sheer hosiery add warmth-without-bulk.
I wear hose every day because poor leg circulation causes them to feel heavy, tired and achy at the end of the day without them. Wearing them allows me to work on my feet all day long and still have some energy left by evening. Since I need to wear them every day, I don't feel like I should have to forego wearing shorts in warm weather as a result, so I wear them with shorts, too.
If you want more info on the mantyhose trend, try visiting my blog, The Nylon Gene (www.nylongene.com). I've written dozens of articles over the past couple years on the health aspects, as well as many other issues related to men's legwear and its growing acceptance. BTW, given that you've used two photos of me in your article, the least you can do is give a little 'shout out' to The Nylon Gene. Don't worry though, although the photos are licensed under Creative Commons, they're classified as 'Share Alike', meaning you only need to give attribution when you use them.
Pam next time do your research into a subject before reporting on it. Men were the first to wear tights and have been wearing them for centuries it was only till the early 1950's that women picked up the trend. Don't insult men's intelligence asking them why they want to wear a garment that clearly has many benefits aside from being fashionable. Not all women enjoy wear pantyhose. If you find them uncomfortable perhaps you haven't found the perfect fitting pair but don't spoil the party for men just because you don't like them. As for your children I pity them because they will be raised as intolerable as you. Do we really have to segregate society between genders as much as they already have become. The GLBT people have fought hard to gain acceptance why is such a trivial topic...men have legs too!!! And why shouldn't we show them off. I for one am tired of wearing bulky, lengthy dark ugly clothing. I dislike ties, pant suits and sport coats.