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We agree that belly fat is not the same as regular fat, but we still can’t figure out how to get rid of it. I don’t know when we went from a nation of bumpy-thighs to a nation of doughy midriffs, but we did. It might be the cell phones. When I was in my 20s, we didn’t have cellphones, and we didn’t have belly fat. It’s as good a reason as any.

Ms. Spangenberg has a video of herself wearing a tight corset under her tight dress, which further plays up her freakish shape.  She has been dubbed “the human hourglass” by a British tabloid.

Looks more like half an hour to me.

Pam Lobley writes the “Now That’s Funny” column. Follow her on twitter @plobley.

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