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Feb 08th

I want to go to Paris!

I want to go to Paris!
BY LORI SENDER
NEWJERSEYNEWSROOM.COM
THE MAYBE CHRONICLES

I know in the current economic climate this may sound rather frothy, not to mention irremediably yuppy, but here goes: I want to go to Paris.

Let me restate this: I want to go to Paris!

I’ve wanted to go since, well, age 20, when one after another college friend returned with conversational French dripping off their tongues. But now I’m a wife, a mom, a stepmom with the prodigal stepson to cook for, not to mention neck-deep in a Sisyphean pharmacy internship which so far has taken over three years. I can’t go. Not now. Not this year with the Bar Mitzvah coming up, with braces for my son (so yuppy). The usual, on and on. Paris is out. Not in 2011. Not 2012.

And yet, my stepson Matt is 31, old enough to cook for the 12-year-old. Not to mention keep an eye on him, not a problem since they're forever playing Xbox in the basement, laughing at "Seinfeld" reruns. Our relationship is mostly one of sounds-drifting-up-to -the-kitchen variety.

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Best puns in the English language

Best puns in the English language
BY WARREN BOROSON
NEWJERSEYNEWSROOM.COM

Some 20 years ago, I conducted a poll of a bunch of literary people – among them, Pulitzer Prize-winning playwright Edward Albee, writer Cleveland Amory, critic J...

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N.J. paper money to feature Springsteen, Sinatra, and Piscopo

N.J. paper money to feature Springsteen, Sinatra, and Piscopo
BY JOEY NOVICK
WHAT EXIT?

(Satire)

New Jersey legislators are considering a bill that would allow the state to circulate paper currency for state debt.

And just who will appear on the paper currency?

“Ever...

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Edgar Allan Poe: America's misunderstood genius

Edgar Allan Poe: America's misunderstood genius
BY JOHN ESPOSITO
NEWJERSEYNEWSROOM.COM

The skies they were ashen and sober;

The leaves they were crisped and sere-

The leaves they were withering and sere;

It was night In the lonesome October

Of my most im...

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Camden, Newark and Trenton the scariest places in N.J.

Camden, Newark and Trenton the scariest places in N.J.

New Jerseyans feel safest in Manhattan and Atlantic City

BY TOM HESTER SR.
NEWJERSEYNEWSROOM.COM

New Jerseyans feel much safer on the streets of Atlantic City than they do in Camden, Newark or Trenton, a...

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Halloween 2011: Safety tips for trick or treating

Halloween 2011: Safety tips for trick or treating
BY MICHAEL MORRIS
NEWJERSEYNEWSROOM.COM

With Halloween upon us, it is time once again to remember a few important safety tips when preparing for that most spook-tacular day.

I have reposted these tips ea...

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The Poe connection: Major literary contributions

The Poe connection: Major literary contributions
BY JOHN ESPOSITO
NEWJERSEYNEWSROOM.COM

The life and career of Edgar Allan Poe has been more documented, analyzed and dissected than perhaps any other figure in literary history. One can choose to criti...

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Pumpkin seeds recipe: How to bake, roast and cook

Pumpkin seeds recipe: How to bake, roast and cook
BY MARGARET MORGAN
NEWJERSYENEWSROOM.COM

Clinging to the pumpkin's flesh are hidden little treasures — pepitas, commonly known as pumpkin seeds. These seeds have a chewy texture and a subtly sweet, nutt...

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Halloween recipe: The graveyard cake

Halloween recipe: The graveyard cake

'Boo-ti-ful' blend of chocolate and fruit

BY MARGARET MORGAN
NEWJERSEYNEWSROOM.COM

For a complete freaky Fright Night Feast, check out the October issue of Food & Wine magazine for a menu of Dark and St...

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