NOW THAT’S FUNNY
Hey everybody! It’s a beautiful spring day with no snow on the ground! You can put all your bulky sweaters away and hit the tennis courts. Better stock up on sunscreen!
But first, enjoy these headlines of breaking news:
Taxes slashed in New Jersey! Governor Christie has announced that, due to some huge and unexpected federal funding for the schools, all New Jersey property taxes will be cut in half immediately.
Homeowners … it’s a great time to put your house on the market! Name your price – people can’t wait to move to New Jersey because of our exploding job market.
Travel lovers – it’s time to plan a road trip – gas is just 99 cents a gallon.
Bravo has just announced it is cancelling its entire “Real Housewives” series and replacing it with intelligent, scripted shows featuring college-educated characters.
Charlie Sheen admits to being a drunk who is “losing”.
Children everywhere shun Facebook and texting in favor of household chores and outdoor hiking.
Blue Cross executives vote themselves huge across-the-board pay cuts. They say it’s all about getting people healthy at a reasonable cost – NOT profits.
Libyan rebels get their act together and defeat Gadhafi WITHOUT foreign aid. Egypt’s former leader Hosni Mubarak joins next season’s “Dancing With The Stars”.
Congress enacts viable banking reform: Wall Street executives forced to sell their beach houses to just keep their kids in college.
Forbes is publishing its latest “400 Richest” list – topping the list with millions in earnings are Internet journalists.
Pam Lobley writes the “Now That’s Funny” column. Sign up for her mailing list at www.pamlobley.com.